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4/30/2010

Americas national security may be at risk because of THEIR weight....



Heroic Dog Saves Owner's House From Fire



Five-year-old Buddy guided a team of Alaska State Troopers through winding back roads to the property in a remote area some 55 miles north of Anchorage.

His owner, Ben Heinrichs, 23, was working on his truck inside his garage when a spark ignited near some fuel and caught fire, setting his clothes alight.

Mr Heinrichs managed to run outside, closing the door to stock the fire from spreading, and rolled in the snow to extinguish the flames on his clothes.

But he suddenly remembered the dog was still in the workshop and ran back to fetch him.

While Buddy escaped unscathed, his owner suffered minor burns on his face and second-degree burns on his left hand.

The dog subsequently ran off after his master said he needed help.

He was found on a road by the Alaskan police who had been alerted to the fire but had got lost.

As the police were about to turn down the wrong road, they caught sight in their headlights of Buddy who made eye contact with them and raced ahead down the right road, occasionally turning round to check they were behind him.

The dog's quick reaction meant that the fire was restricted to the outbuildings and the family's home was left unscathed.

"Buddy is an untrained dog who, for some reason, recognised the severity of the situation and acted valiantly in getting help for his family," Alaskan State Trooper chief Colonel Audie Holloway said at a ceremony to honour the dog.

Buddy, whose good deed was caught on a patrol car's dashcam video, was given a smart dog bowl as a reward, and a big rawhide bone.

His owners said they had known he was clever since they first took him as a six-week-old puppy and added that he was very brave too, having twice chased bears away when Ben was fishing.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/

Thoughts To Ponder


A BLESSING FOR YOU

If you woke this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won’t survive the week.

 
 If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.


If you attend the church meeting
without fear and harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.


If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over your head
and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% on this world.


If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the words wealthy.


If your parents are still married and alive,
you are very rare,
especially in the United States.


If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
but most do not.


If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them
or even touch them on the shoulder,
you are blessed because you can
offer God's healing touch.


If you can read this message,
you are more blessed than over
two billion people in the world
who cannot read anything at all.


 You are so blessed in ways
you may never even know.

If you are feeling blessed,
repay the blessings
bestowed unto you and
do something for others.

A blessing cannot be kept.
If it stops with you,
then the blessing will disappear.
The blessing will only keep working
if it is continuously passed around.

If you are a recipient of a blessing,
keep the blessing working
by being the source of blessing
to other people.

4/27/2010

How To Make Adobong Ma-knock!



..man-tee-kah, sue-kah, at toe-yo..
..ta-pose ilagay ang ma-knock..
..halloween at tuck-pan..
..puta-yin ang kawang..
..hayan! handa na ang adobong ma-knock!

What To Expect In Japan

Technology is the usage and knowledge of tools, techniques, and crafts. It significantly affect humans as well as other animal species' ability to control and adapt to their natural environments. Technology has affected society and its surroundings in a number of ways. In many societies, technology has helped develop more advanced economies and has allowed the rise of a leisure class... Do I sound brainy? (thanks google!)

To sum it all up, technology simply makes life easy..  But is it all worth it??

Think winning the lottery will solve all your troubles? Think...

Dear God...

When things aren't falling into the right place, I find myself at times knelt at the side of my bed with my hand entangled together weeping for God to help me at my darkest hours. . . and feeling like a child asking questions so many times and can't seem to find any answer.

This is why I feel a close connection with this post. We all have a child in ourselves, and we sometimes ask God for some things that are way beyond an ordinary mans thinking.  Maybe because some things have answers that are also far beyond ordinary.

But isn't it just amazing when we start thinking like a child again, and realize, we still have so many questions left unanswered?

4/26/2010

Bakit pag GALIT.... Ang GALING mag-English?

I've noticed when us Filipinos argue with our significant others, we tend to express our feelings in different languages that we know. In my opinion, I guess this is simply to show superiority and class. It creates a status symbol when you speak flawlessly in English especially while on the heat of an argument. Theres a feel to it that makes them believe you belong to the high society, thus, you intimidate the opponent at the same time (which is actually the main purpose of it).  Hindi maiiwasan, minsan kelangan mag mayabang para manalo.  And who usually does these? Female species na gustong mag sosyal sosyalan para mapansin. Here is the best (or probably the worst) example when you try messing with them.

(Click to see the whole page)

Why Women Live Longer Than Men?
















4/24/2010

A Taste Of The Classics



I would have given you all of my heart
But there's someone who's torn it apart
And she's taken just all that I had
But if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
When it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's worst

I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
And I'm sure going to give you a try
And if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
When it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's worst

I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
But I'm sure gonna give you a try
'Cause if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
When it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's worst.

Chicken Soup

I Hope

I hope you surf the waves from the ocean,
big and small.
I hope you watch the sunset,
from a mountain straight and tall.

I hope you sing a song to all the angels,
loud and clear.
I hope you always try new things,
never giving in to fear.

I hope you fall in love,
with one who makes your world go 'round.
I hope that if you fall out,
your feet stay on the ground.

I hope that you can understand,
that true love waits for you.
That you may have to wait awhile,
but when it comes it will be true.

I hope you feel the sand,
hot on your toes on summer's day.
I hope you learn that sandals,
help to keep the pain away.


I hope you find a rainbow,
and realize it was worth the rain.
I hope that through your journey,
you'll learn to balance smiles with pain.

I hope that you will realize,
life isn't always on your side.
I hope you know when hope is lost,
in me you can confide.

I hope that your glowing smile,
brings someone out of gloom.
I hope you taste your life,
with more than just a sponn.

I hope that when you're lost,
you are also one to find.
And I hope that your hand,
never grows too big for mine.

I hope you watch the stars shoot by,
upon a grassy hill.
I hope you know I love you,
always have and always will.

- Laura O'Neil

4/23/2010

Michaels in critical condition with hemorrhage



LOS ANGELES - Bret Michaels is in critical condition suffering from a brain hemorrhage, his publicist said Friday. Joann Mignano confirmed a report on People magazine's website Friday that said the former Poison frontman was rushed to intensive care late Thursday after a severe headache. The report said doctors discovered bleeding at the base of his brain stem.

Mignano said tests are being conducted and that no further information was available.

The 47-year-old reality TV star had an emergency appendectomy last week after complaining of stomach pains. He said on his website that though the surgery "has taken its toll," doctors expected him to make a full recovery.

Michaels starred on the VH1 dating show "Rock of Love" and is a contestant on Donald Trump's NBC reality show, "The Celebrity Apprentice."

Trump said in a statement Friday that he was "deeply saddened" to hear of Michaels' condition.

"He's a great competitor and champion, and I hope he will be fine," Trump said.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/

No more kids stuff

25 years of doing nothing. rad!

I never thought about what it would feel like to be 25 years old. Years ago I would have imagined being 25 to be completely different from what it is today. At 25 I would be married, sporting a fancy car, living in a first class village and working a high paying job.

Surprise! I don't live in a village and I am certainly not married. As far as jobs go, yes I am a nurse, a jobless nurse.  Blame it on global crisis.

When we were younger, I think it's natural to dream of life as an adult as a perfect life. I see myself being rich, living in the house of my dreams, and driving around in a car that I knew I was going to get as soon as I graduate college. Despite the fact that my ideas of 25 have not come to be my reality, I also realize that at 25 I am blessed to be here and experiencing the now as a healthy human being.

Today I turn 25. In the past when anybody I knew turned 25, I would laugh at them simply because they were now a quarter of century in age. This is ridiculous, because in my mind I still feel like a kid yet I have this association that 25 means no more kids stuff. Well, as the saying goes.. "It takes a long time to become young" whatever the hell that means..

The problem with getting older is that I get a bit more anxious when I find myself not accomplishing my goals in life. I am trying to list the major events that have happened in my life in the last 25 years and these is what I had:

3  =  Inom gatas w/ chupon
4 =   Inom gatas w/out chupon
6  = (day 1) kinder 1
6  = (a day after) kinder 2 na
11 = First crush
12 = Fist fight
13 = Became a class officer (president)
16 = Graduated High School
17 = Accepted into La Salle, U.P., Ateneo de Manila but chose to be in Davao Doctors College.
18 = Got a flat 1 grade in P.E. (highest grade ever)
19 = Inom alak
20 = Pa cute2x
21 = Graduated college
21 = Became a Registered Nurse
23 = O.R. Nurse
24 = Psyche Nurse
25 = Nothing.

Things I have yet to accomplish that I know most of the people my age have already:

  • fiancé or wife
  • fancy car
  • house
  • stable job
  • an iphone
  • oakley shades
  • extra phone with Sun Cellular sim
So today I will celebrate and tomorrow will become just another day to achieve world dominance.
**blows candles**
 

4/22/2010

I Love You

Feeling very sentimental lately.

4/20/2010

Top 10 Signs She's A Bitch

No.10 - She's self-centered
To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

I Have Something Great To Reveal..

Messiah complex.. hindi naman masamang mangarap na balang araw "ako" ang maka-liligtas ng mundo, laban sa hindi ko rin malamang dahilan. Basta gusto ko lang. Parang pulitikong gustong iligtas ang lahat ng mamamayang pilipino, pero hindi rin nila alam kung bakit at paano. Basta ako, gusto ko lang maging isang Hero.
Click to see my video, please.. so you'll be enlightened.

Is This Gonna Take Forever...



By the way.. Hi guys!

IKAW ay IKAW!


A cliché or cliche (pronounced klē-ˈshā) is a saying, expression, idea, or element of an artistic work which has been overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect, rendering it a stereotype,especially when at some earlier time it was considered meaningful or novel.

Mahilig tayo mga pinoy sa mga ganitong banat, lalo kapag mga tipong mag bibigay na ng advise sa mga heartbroken at sa mga panahong malungkot ang buhay ng isang kaibigan. Pero sadyang nkaka-inis kapag yung lalapitan mo wala ibang alam sabihin kundi puro mga kasabihan na nakuha lang niya sa mga ninuno niyang lasing na hindi naman niya alam kung anu ang ibig sabihin. Madalas ginagamitan pa ng combinations para lang mag mukhang makabuluhan ang sinasabi, o kaya naman, babanat muna sa english tapos sabay tatagalugin para sabihin kabisado nya mga pinag sasasabi nya.

"pare, it's ok, everything happens for a reason, pero you deserve better than that. Love is love!" (paki explain nga, tengerts!) "Ang pag-ibig ay pag-ibig!" ..ah ok =)

Manny Loves Clitoris?!

Old School Animation

24 Ways To Give The Finger

Here are the results from a survey of how different people flip the bird… Ok, so maybe there was no science involved and it’s really just a collection of people giving the finger however they felt like doing it at the time.

1.) Present it as if it were a golden shrine for people to worship

4/19/2010

Site Recommendation: www.tanginamogma.co.tv


Displacement:
If you have ever had a bad day at work, then gone home and taken out your frustration on family and friends, you have experienced the ego defense mechanism of displacement. Displacement involves taking out our frustrations, feelings, and impulses on people or objects that are less threatening. Displaced aggression is a common example of this defense mechanism.

Rather than express our anger in ways that could lead to negative consequences (like arguing with our boss), we instead express our anger towards a person or object that poses no threat (such as our spouses, children, pets or things).

Click this link: http://www.tanginamogma.co.tv/

4/14/2010

Superband




Asteeeeeg!!!
[Franco Reyes featuring Eight, Gabby, Janjan, Buwi]

4/13/2010

Mahihirap..Palagi Na lang Mahihirap..

Paboritong Song Of The Month

Gusto Kong Maging Business Minded


Ewan ko ba, sa tagal nang pagiging job seeker ko, naiisip ko na lang minsan na mag business na lang ako. Sa ganung paraan hawak ko oras ko, wala akong amo at isa pa, akin lahat ng kita. (d pa kasali yung dating sa mga pips kapag "businessman" na ang magiging tawag ng mga kapitbahaty namin sa akin.) Wala naman masama kung mag simula sa maliit db? Ok lang na tawagin akong "struggling businessman", mas cool yun pakinggan kahit na naghihirap kysa sa "struggling nurse", mukhang wala nang pag asa kapag ganun na ang tawag sa akin ng mga tao.

Anu kaya magandang business venture these days? Dapat yung in-demand. Yung tipong araw-araw hinahanap ng mga tao na palaging on the go. Siyempre dapat nasa center din ng civilization at dapat my magandang advertising strategies at siyempre yung patok sa budget ng mga pinoy.

4/12/2010

Palito as an Action Star


After more than two decades playing third and fourth banana roles to everyone from Fernando Poe Jr to Nino Muhlach and Tito, Vic and Joey, Palito scored his first starring role in the 1986 Rambo knock-off No Blood No Surrender. Strangely, this is his one film that was dubbed into English and sold internationally - as an action film! Below is a still from the film featuring Palito and his oversized John Rambo knife.


Veteran comedian Palito dies at 76

The big screen's legendary 'corpse' has passed away after decades of eliciting laughter from Filipino audiences.

Reynaldo Hipolito, 76, nicknamed Palito (matchstick in Spanish) for his small frame, died about 7 a.m. Monday, a report on dzXL radio said. GMANews.TV confirmed this with Philippine General Hospital spokesman Dr. Michael Tee.

The report said the veteran comedian died from a lung condition.

He was transferred to PGH on April 6 from the Imus Family Hospital where he was rushed after complaining of severe abdominal pain.

Butt Animation


Record Makers Promo from CreativeApplications.Net on Vimeo.

4/10/2010

Facebook Fail


(Paki click ang picture para makita ang buong laki.)

Sinehan


O nga nman, san nga ba? minsan magugulat ka na lang iba na my hawak ng large iced tea mo, o kaya naman kapag masyado kang nadala sa iyong emosyon dahil sa love story na pinapanood mo, bigla mo nlng mapipisil ang kamay ng nasa kanan mo. Pero mas malala kung may makiki share bigla sa iisang chippy na hawak mo tapos lalaki pala yung naki share sayo. . . FAIL.

A Reflection of My Adulthood

Here is a TV series that "almost" tells the story my entire puberty stage. Entitled, The Wonder Years. This has become my most favorite show of all time since I was in middle school simply because I can barely relate to every story they have. (Aside from the similarity of my whole character with Kevin Arnold) I feel like the play was molded out of me and my whole experience as a young man. And up to these day, I still enjoy this nostalgic feeling of imagining like I was in those scenes reminiscing my past life. (What you see now is the very 1st episode aired in January 31, 1988 and the rest is history.)

Cheating Techniques


Getting a degree is a not so easy task for young adults. When I entered college, I rated my self as an average dude from a far away province, with no special talent of some sorts. Going to school on a daily basis, dressed on a freshly ironed white uniform, armed with a pen, 3 pieces of yellow paper and an ID of course. So, how the hell did I survived college education? Simple, resourcefulness.

1. Pasilip Technique: Pinaka madaling technique sa lahat. sisilip ka papel ng katabi mo para makahingi ng answer.
Tip: Kailangan mabilis ang mga mata mo at ung head movements mo para hindi ka mahuli! pag nahuli ka BOBO mo!


2. Long Distance Cheating: Kahit malayo ang chea-cheatingan mo pwede mo syang tawagin na hindi ka maririnig ng teacher mo...
tapos pag nag respond ung classmate mo tsaka ka magtanung ng answer. Isa ito sa mga pinakamahirap sa lahat.
kung ako sa inyo wag niyo nang gamitin ito.

3. Pass The Paper: Ito ang pinaka madaling gamitin at pnaka Ayus sa lahat tip kailangan mapapagkatiwalan ang classmate mo.
Tip: Pumunit ka ng 1/4 ng paper tapos ipasa m sa maglalagay ng answer. Pero matagal nga lang kasi baka kinakabahan din siya. Pag na receive mo na paper mo, tsaka ka bumanat. Pero hanapin mo na ung teacher mo baka nakakahalata. Ipit mo sa legs mo at sa kilikili mo ung paper o sa patch m pagkatapos ipasa mo sa next n kokopya. Pero kakabahan ka pag first time, RELAX KA LNG WAG K PAPAHALATA.



4. SIGN LANGUAGE: Pag may exam kayo at desperado kang pumasa alam kong gagamitin mo ito. Kakaibigan mo ung pinakamatalino si inyo, sabihin mo "senyas ka na lng" pag pumayag siya ok GAME NA!
Tip: Kung multiple choice ung test nyo mas ok ito ang gamtin m. Kailangan nasa gilid ng lamesa mo ung isang kamay mo tsaka dun kayo sumenyas pero always lookout 4 da teacher! ini-iscan nya yung classroom be careful!

4/08/2010

Site Recommendation: Earth Hour 2010


Here is one photo from this site. You can actually click on the photos and see its transformation to what it looked like during the Earth Hour.

www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/03/earth_hour_2010.html
(click this link)

Fergie..not so long ago..

4/07/2010

You Ain't Gettin Nun


A nun asked her class, what part of the body goes into heaven first?
A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head.
The nun asks, why do you say that?
The little girl says, because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first!
The nun replies, that makes sense, anyone else?
Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers.
The nun sks, Why the tips of your fingers?
The little girl replies, because when you put your hands together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven first!
The nun says, Ok, anyone else?
Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand.
The nun says, Ok, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into the heaven first?
Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells johnny.
The nun, puzzled, asks, why do you think your feet get to heaven first?

Because I was walking past my parents bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, im coming. Oh God i'm coming!' and if my dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!

4/04/2010

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Movie

Engkwentro


Bakit nga ba maraming words ang hindi angkop sa celebrations ng mga pinoy? Mula nung bata pa ako, kinikilabutan ako twing darating na ang holy week, hindi dahil sa makasalanan akong bata, kundi, dahil mismo sa tunog sa tenga kapag binibigkas na ng mga tao ang salitang "kwaresma". Ang dating sa akin parang katapusan na ng mundo, o kaya week-long na katatakutan. I get goosebumps all over my epidermis kapag naririnig ko o kahit ako mismo ang bumabanggit nun.

Kanina lang, habang himbing sa pag tulog, naka-nganga at nka lubog ang ulo sa malambot na unan na puno ng soft cottony material, biglang may mainit na hangin na tila may dalang mensahe mula sa kung anung malakas na elemento ang umihip sa dulo ng aking tenga sabay sabi "gising na, sama ka sa akin sa engkwentro". Huh?! End of the world na siguro talaga. Kasunod ng mga nakakatakot na mga description sa mga events, eto meron nanaman bago, makikipag barilan sa mga unknown sa madaling araw na wala namang pistola at cowboy gear..

Easter Eggs


Easter eggs or spring eggs are special eggs that are often given to celebrate Easter or springtime.

The egg was a symbol of the rebirth of the earth in celebrations of spring and was adopted by early Christians as a symbol of the resurrection of Jesus.

The oldest tradition is to use dyed or painted chicken eggs, but a modern custom is to substitute chocolate eggs, or plastic eggs filled with confectionery such as jelly beans. These eggs are often hidden, allegedly by the Easter Bunny, for children to find on Easter morning. Otherwise, they are generally put in a basket filled with real or artificial straw to resemble a bird's nest.

4/03/2010

I'm Off To Davao!



I'm off to Davao for a few weeks again. Most likely wala nanamang internet. My exams are coming very soon. So goodluck to me. Hopefully I will be home before my big day.

Funny Sadako Prank

4/02/2010

Top 10 Weird Laws Of The World

Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb appreciates that one)

Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (...a brick?)

Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce that one?)

Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. COOL)

Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (Of course!)

Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the weirdest law in the world is...

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(I shudder at the thought. How many of us would be virgins today?)

McNuts



What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering? It has to be McChicken Burger - just a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes.

Komiks

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER



1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2..My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
Week!'

4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.'

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7.My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9.. My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10.My mother taught me about STAMINA .
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine guns and $5,000 rocket launchers, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Fat Camps

4/01/2010

Different Buns For Different Patties




Gay Test:


If you see RGB first..I have bad news for you.

100 Ways Of Saying F*ck You


Marami sa mga pinoy na kapag nanggaling na sa ibang bansa,mdalas mabilis maka limot sa sariling wika. Pakiramdam nila ang tagal2x na nilang nandun, tpos pag umuwi sa kanilang mga probinsya, akala mo turista na kung umasta. Biglang ayaw na ng mainit, araw2x mong makikita na naka sheyds na kulang na lang pati butas ng ilong ayaw ma silawan ng araw. Ayaw narin ng ma-alikabok at mausok, sabagay sino ba naman ang hindi ayaw nun, pero kung noon e pa hangky2x lang sa pang takip ng ilong, ngayon e biglang kasing laki na ng mga kurtina ang ginagamit. Kumbaga pa, mas naging sensitive sa alikabok mula ng nakapag abroad.

Ngunit mas lumalabas ang kanilang pagiging banyaga (for two weeks) kapag naririnig mo silang nagagalit, tulad ng biglang pagkainis sa texi dribers, o kaya sa mga kashiyrs sa mol. Maririnig mo na lang mag mumura nang hindi mo alam na kung anung linguahe ang gnagamit. Mag i-ingles o kaya naman mag ja-japanis at tila mas tumatapang sila kapag ibang salita ang gamit nila sa pag mumura.

Kung ikaw ay nakaranas na ng ganitong pang aapi noon, at d mo alam kung anu ang ibig sabihin ng sinabi sayo ng mata-pobreng balik bayan na iyon, eto, baka sakali pwede mo pa silang balikan.