Kids...

G: Yes
B: No
G: I said yes
B: I said No
G: If I say yes, i say yes, and i said no, and no
B: NOOOO
G: i said no
B: I said no first
G: I said no first
B: No I said no first
G: I said no first
B: BE QUIET
G: you be quiet
B: No you be quiet now
G: You be quiet Im 4 you not 4
B: now im a 4, you..???????
G: You are not 4 Im 4
B: No I do, you're disrespectin'
G: You are bad
B: No you are bad
G: Ima tell your mom you are go home
B: GO!

(best argument ever)