Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From Twilight...

1.If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.

2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.

3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.

4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.

5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.

6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.

7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.

8. Boys who leave you always come back.

9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.

10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.

11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.

12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.

13. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.

14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.

15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.

16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.

17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.

18. When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.

19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.

20. Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.

Sex Education

This is very graphic and 18 and over are the only ones that are allowed to watch. Use it with education as your motive, please.

Men quicker to say 'I love you'.

It is a cliché of romance – that men find it hardest to blurt out those three crucial words: "I love you".

But while men take an average of seven months to tell a new partner that they love them, women take almost eight months, according to the dating survey conducted for Stella magazine.

"This is because women mature sooner than men and develop to be more hard-nosed, realistic and in touch with their emotions,"

"So when a man says 'I love you' it might be his way of dealing with a lot of complex, difficult emotions that he doesn't really understand, whereas when a woman says it, it might carry a greater weight. The classic cliché is that "men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love."

"Tuwing Umuulan At Kapiling Ka" interpretation.

Nike Music Shoe

Hahahahaha...

Synchronized referee warm-ups

Ma-keso Moments..

Can You Imagine A World Where Girls Are As Horny As Men?

Kofi with ice please...

Napa-isip lang, bakit tuwing nasa Starbucks, palaging my kodakan bago inumin ang kape?  Tapos sabay sabi "my favorite" kahit naka-isa o dalawang beses pa lang umistambay dun?

It's good to know my roots.

Click this link to read the whole story: http://www.wix.com/ryriles/caballeros

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Kasi Walang Magawa..

Signals Men Give When They Lie

Just to be fair with the female species, this is a respond to my previous post. But as most men do, we don't give as much clues about anything, specially when telling lies. LoL..

Ladies, next time you question your guy’s honesty, watch for these little clues to find out whether or not he’s telling the whole truth.

1) He looks up and to the left
The next time you ask him a sticky question or he wants to explain himself to you, note which way he looks. If his eyes move up to the right, he’s recalling information from his memory. If he looks up and to the left, there’s a good chance that he’s inventing the answer. Take this quiz to see how well you can decode guy-speak.

2) He toys with his ears or his nose.
If your guy starts toying with his ear or nose (and he doesn’t have allergies), be suspicious. When a guy is being deceptive, it’s common for blood to rush to his face. His nose and ears will get warm and begin to itch, causing him to unconsciously rub or scratch them. Read these signs to tell if he’s cheating.

3) He shifts in his chair or taps his fingers
These tics may make it seem like he’s just plain nervous, but if they’re done while he’s explaining himself to you, they actually indicate that he could be fibbing. Want more? Read the body language of liars and you'll be able to catch him in the act.

4) He covers his mouth with his hand.
This guy is probably lying. When he unconsciously obstructs your view of his lips, it’s a sign that he’s trying to block the truth from slipping out. In addition, he might lick his lips and look away from you— directing his eyes down and to the right. These little moves reveal what's bugging him.

5) His nose grows longer

http://www.menfront.com/10-signs-that-she-is-lying-to-you/

10 Signs That She is Lying to You

Have you ever had the sinking feeling that your girlfriend is lying to you? Whether she is lying about whether or not she is being faithful, where she spent last week’s paycheck or about whether or not you are the best lover she has ever had, there are a few telltale signs that you can watch for that will tell you if she is lying. While you probably cannot be 100% certain, these 10 signs can serve as good indicators of how truthful she is being.

Sign #1: Swallowing
You probably catch yourself frequently focusing on that luscious mouth of hers, so why not focus your attention on whether or not that mouth is telling a lie? Nearly everyone experiences a certain level of stress when he or she is lying, which causes constriction in the esophageal muscles. Since these muscles are used for swallowing, your lying girl may frequently swallow while she is laying a load of bull on your shoulders.

Sign #2: Licking Those Lips
While your girl may occasionally lick her lips seductively in order to get your motor running, licking her lips may also be a sign of telling a fib. This is because another side effect of stress is decreased saliva production, which means she may be suddenly left with a case of dry mouth when she tries feeding you a line. She might also clench her jaw or tighten her lips while talking to you.

Sign #3: Answering with Questions
In an effort to stall or to avoid lying to you outright, she may start answering your question with another question. Don’t let her get away with this tactic or allow her to stall – push for answers and don’t get sidetracked by her questions.

Sign #4: Selective Memory
Another way to avoid telling an outright lie is to suddenly “forget” certain details. Again, pressing her for answers and asking for details will help you find out whether she is telling the truth or spinning a tale. Make certain to remember the details she shares, because she will likely contradict her own story if she is telling a lie.

Sign #5: Changes in Skin Tone
Many women also experience a change of skin tone when lying, which may be characterized by either getting suddenly flush or pale.

Sign #6: Voice Changes
Unless she is a pre-pubescent boy, your girl’s voice shouldn’t be cracking or changing pitch as she tells you her story. If her vocal tone changes or if her talking speed falters or speeds up, she is probably trying to think of the next part of her story or her nerves have gone into overdrive and she is having difficulty maintaining her normal breathing patterns.

Sign #7: Hiding Her Hands
Hands are more expressive than you may realize, which is exactly why she will subconsciously want to hide them from you. Therefore, if she is lying to you, she will likely keep her hands behind her back or under her armpits. If she thought through her story beforehand, however, she may keep her hands exposed but they will be resting in a an unnatural position – such as resting flat on top of a table or hanging down by her side.

Sign #8: Pupil Dilation
No matter how skilled she is at telling a lie, the one thing she won’t be able to control is pupil dilation. When you are under duress and your nerves kick in, your pupils will begin to dilate. If she has something to hide, she will likely get quite nervous as she tells you her story and her pupils will begin to spread with every word she utters.

Sign #9: Eye Movement
In a subconscious effort to prevent you from noticing her dilated pupils and because her guilty conscience makes it difficult for her to look you in the eye, she will likely begin to dart her eyes from side to side. She may also start blinking more than usual or possibly even lower her head completely so she doesn’t have to face you.

Sign #10: Playing with Herself
Before you get excited, playing with herself doesn’t mean what you think. Rather, she may start to fiddle with something in her hand in an effort to dispel her nervous energy. Or, she may begin rubbing or otherwise touching her own arms.

It is important to note that a woman displaying just one of these signs isn’t necessarily lying. Obviously, there can be other reasons for experiencing dry mouth or for expressing other signs from this list. In addition, your girl may show some other signs that aren’t on this list. So, pay close attention to her actions and try to get to know what is normal for her and what she does when you know she is lying. Still, if your girl is exhibiting three or more of these signs, chances are pretty good that you have a liar on your hands.

http://www.menfront.com/10-signs-that-she-is-lying-to-you/