5/14/2010
Top 10: First-Impression Tips
Guys think they strike out on the first impression because of factors like the way they look or just because the chick wasn’t interested in shooting the bull. In reality, there are several minor details that the average guy fails to pick up on that are ruining his first impression on a woman.
Imagine being able to practice the first impression. Wouldn’t it make approaching and talking to women at bars much easier with the confidence of thousands of first meetings under your belt? You could eliminate all of the odd small talk and uncomfortable pauses in which you’re thinking: ”She didn’t walk away, so what the hell do I say next?”
No.10 - Focus on her
Guys who chat with women but do a hundred other things on their computers or in their rooms instead of paying attention to anything the woman has to say during the conversation. “And don’t forget direct eye contact,” “but don't stare her down. People don't like when you look at them 100% of the time; it gives them the ‘no’ feeling.”
In real life: When you’re talking to a woman at a bar she should be your main focus. Stop giggling at your friends making faces behind her back, don’t check your cell constantly and never scan around the room for other people to talk to or hit on. Pretend that she is the only person in the place for the next couple of minutes. Keep good eye contact, but don’t stare deep into her eyes. It’s creepy.
No.9 - Speak like a normal person“Don’t try and fake it,” “and don't blatantly try to use the same type of language as her. Be cool about it. People feel connected to other people when their language is similar. If she is throwing in some swear words, then you should as well.”
In real life: An important lesson a guy can take from online chat is not to just speak in terms a woman would relate to, but don’t speak in terms she would have little interest in hearing. For example, if the conversation turns to your job, make the explanation as generic and simple as possible. No need to go into every excruciating detail about every facet of your job.
5/13/2010
World's Strongest Vagine.. (vajayjay)
42-year-old Russian Tatiata Kozhevnikova has the world's strongest vagina (Guinness World Records has validated it). Here she is proving to the world that she can attach weights to her precious little flower and lift them with ease--successfully frightening of any would-be male suitors. (re-post)
5/06/2010
What If Nanaman Kung...?
Nadulas ka sa harap ng ultimate crush mo.. As in lagapak!
Anu palusot mo???
Anu palusot mo???
sasabhn mu...nagprapractice lang ako para sa cheering competition eh kailangan may kasamang padulas..hehehe...gusto mu partner tau...
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Tayo agad tapos sabay sabi: Ginagaya ko kasi yung commercial ng lewis and pearl.. Kuhang kuha ba? parang totoo noh?
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(Pagka dapa) Wag kang dumaan d2 baka madulas ka dahil ayokong nasasaktan ka.. sabay tayo at akbay sa crush.
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busy kasi ako, tinitingnan ko kung safe ka. wawarningan sana kita na madulas yung sahig. pero ako pa tuloy nadulas...
[walkout]
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grabe! totoo nga sabi ng friends ko, sobra dulas d2. ndi na ako mag a-ice skating sa MOA d2 nlng ako pang world class ang dulas! w8 lang sabihin ko to sa mga friends ko!
(sabay takbo ng mabilis!)
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I think i just fell for you... tpos biglang tayo... sabay sabi ng "Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love ngunit sadyang hinatak ako ng lupa papunta sayo.."
5/05/2010
5/03/2010
What If Ulit Kung...?
Nakasakay ka sa jeep at may katapat kang sexy na babae.
Nahuli ka niyang nakatingin sa breast nya! Anong palusot mo???
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("BAKIT KA TUMITINGIN JAN SA DIBDIB KO?")
Ay! san ba ako tumitingin?? sorry... bulag kasi ako ...
(umarteng bulag bigla.)
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miss, may langgam kasing lumalakad diyan sa damit mo.. pinanunuod ko lang yung langgam, wala kase ako mgwa eh..
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miss vegetarian kasi ako..ngtataka lang ako kung panu nagkasya ang papaya jan sa damit mo. hehehehe.
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"miss sensya na gusto ka sanang kunin # mo eh, kaso di ako makatingin ng diretso sa'yo.(inusente kunyari)"
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(kapag meron ng ID) miss.. tinitingnan ko lang kung saan school ka..parang nasa same school tayo eh.new student pa lng ako... can u be my guide?
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(tingin muna sa mukha) tapos.. Miss pansin ko parang may problema ka...
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5/02/2010
What If Kung...?
What if kung mahuli ka ng shota mo na may kasama kang iba sa iyong kwarto??? Ano ang sasabihin mo???
ahhh babe classmate ko 2 nag rereview lang kmi kc may quizz kami bukas.
(pagsinabi) asan na ung nirereview niyo?
uhm, kakarating lang namin kukuha na ako ng aklat nung dumating ka naudlot tuloy. (wahahaha)
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hi babes.....i want you to meet our new yaya.....c nicole..
....hindi pa siya nka uniform kasi tinanggap siya agad n mommy...mukha daw kc syang mabait ..
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Hon, jan kana pala.. friend ko nga pala nanghihiram siya ng kumot, may camping sila eh.. pina-pasok ko na para maka-pamile naman siya, tulungan mo na nga mamile, kaw ang magaling dito eh.. eto bang PINK maganda??
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oh anung ginagawa ko dito sa kwarto ko?? bkt ako nand2?? cnu kau?? hala!! lasing ata ako..
(SABAY WALKOUT!!)
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5/01/2010
In Singapore, you can't walk in YOUR OWN HOUSE naked.
Well, you could, but you'd be facing a possible $1,136 fine. If that sounds bad, wait until you see the cost of selling chewing gum. If you're caught either selling or manufacturing gum in Singapore you're looking at a fine of $5,600 and one year in jail. It's also a $284 fine if you use a public toilet and forget to flush. So on the plus side, even though you can't chew gum, at least the public bathrooms in Singapore probably smell pretty good.
Of course, Singapore isn't the only country where you can get busted for being naked in YOUR OWN HOUSE!
Of course, Singapore isn't the only country where you can get busted for being naked in YOUR OWN HOUSE!
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